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[Fake] Wedding Ring E-mail
From Yogjakarta, Indonesia   
Sunday, February 17, 2008

ImageI don't like flashy jewelry -- it's like a neon sign telling thieves you have things worth taking.

Western men are the best way to scare off local men. But when I'm not hanging with one, I wear a tiny gold band. Not too big to scare the men I'm interested in... but there, ready for me to point to, for the rest.

Today, bought a new fake wedding ring... with enough flash -I hope- to stop them before they open their mouth to say:

LOCAL GUY: You want boyfriend?
ME: No, I'm married.
LOCAL GUY: Where is he?
ME: Home, he has to work.
LOCAL GUY: Then you need a boyfriend here.

Even better... an Indonesian guy staying at my hotel asked me, "Where are you from?" No kidding, very next sentence, "What to come to my room?" Asshole!!

(And update: haven't seen my stalker today)


Tags:  Indonesia ring marriage locals men
 
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